Free analysis on subjects of your choice. Includes forum and message boards.
Ask Dodgy Mike
An un-trained, un-qualified idiot who will be of no help whatsoever.
Ask Dr. Eldritch
Uncommon advice for those who find themselves in extraordinary circumstances.
The Son of God operates this advice driven search engine.
Ask Mr. Universe
Answers to questions of cosmic importance.
Ask Sister Rossetta
Nuns, clergy, and regular sinners like you ask questions of the lavender nun.
Questions about women, relationships, and the random weirdness of our world.
Advice from Taco on relationships, sex, or just about anything under the sun.
Ask The Mighty Thor
Advice column featuring hopeless questions and ruthless responses.
Don't Throw a Brick Straight Up
Advice and tips to help the stupid cope with life.
Duct Tape Guys
Jim and Tim explore implausible uses of the sticky gray stuff in books and appearances on stage and television. Drop-down list with dozens of use categories.
Includes advice column, letters, information about their book, profile, rhetorical questions and links.
Artificial intelligence matrix answers questions posed by the public.
Forum offering humorous advice on life and relationships. Free membership.
Gorm the Wired Viking
Choose your topic and be rewarded with an "ancient" Viking proverb, or help to create new proverbs in Gorm's Olde Proverb Factory.
Guru Jeff's Page of Truth
An illustrated guide to ass-kissing, take on online quiz to see if you are enlightened, or discover the truth about men.
Advice on relationships and moral dilemmas.
How To Become a Successful Super Villain
A step-by-step guide to world domination.
I'm Right You're Wrong
Resolve issues with lovers, friends or family by taking them to court, or join a jury and pry into the affairs of others. Most features require registration.
Just for the Halibut
Humorous quotes and strange advice for everyday life.
Married to Mommy
The "Professors of Matrimony" explore the marital metamorphosis of women into their mothers.
Miss Abigail's Time Warp Advice
Old advice for contemporary dilemmas, covering the age-old topics of dating, love, living together, puberty, marriage, sex, etiquette, housekeeping, and even home repairs.
Mr. Joel's Hollywood Beauty Tips
Mr. Joel of Hollywood offers humorous Hollywood gossip, beauty tips, and sexual advice to women.
Pickled Pauline's Problems Page
Warped advice from an inebriated agony aunt.
Humorous relationship advice, consumer information, and celebrity revenge.
Badly thought out advice. Read an archive of visitor's problems and see the suggested poor solutions.
Shut Up and Date
Relationship advice for men from a charismatic romance professional.
Sometimes serious, and sometimes humorous answers to seemingly trivial questions covering all mannger of topics.
Stupid Questions Answered
Submit your dumb question here. No question too dumb. Lots of dumb answers, too.
Chat with the Swami Baktanimbin. Let the Swami relieve you of the heavy burden of your wallet.
The Bitter Single Guy's Relationship Advice S
Real advice with a fun twist from a guy who's been dumped too many times.
Interact with pop culture, fictional characters, and weird stuff.
The Macking Manual
A guide for the young macks out there, the players, and the veterans.
The Naked Dancing Llama
A tangoing, frolicking, peanut spitting llama who is here to help you with your problems.
The truth about life's big mysteries and senseless little annoyances.