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C and C++
C infrequently asked questions, How to Program in C, International Obfuscated C Code Contest, Ten Commandments for C Programmers, The Beatles and C Programming, The Riddle of the IBM PC, Thompson, Ritchie and Kernighan Admit that Unix wa
Delphi
The Coming of Age of Delphi, The Fun Side of Delphi
LISP
Eternal Flame
ComedyCode
Funny programming code. Programmers can submit their own code and rate the work of others.
Computer Programming Humor
Jokes, oneliners, and prank definitions.
Computer Stupidities
Collection of stupid chunks of C source code and reports of encounters with less-than-bright apprentice programmers.
Epigrams in Programming
List of 120 programming-related aphorisms.
Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code
A song kind of by Paul Simon.
Hacker's Wisdom
Collection of programming humor and computer folklore classics.
Hello, World Page
Collecting examples of "Hello World" programs for as many languages and related programming environments (shells) as possible.
Holger's Humor Page
Why is C++ programming like teenage sex? What's the difference between a software developer and a drug dealer? When will operator overloading be added to Java? This page has the answers.
How to Shoot Yourself in the Foot
Showcases how to shoot yourself in the foot using several programming languages.
Jargon File
Programmer slang dictionary, containing more than 2000 not-quite-serious definitions and a number of programmer folklore anecdotes. Hosted by Eric S. Raymond.
Laugh Along with GNU
Designed to provide some laughs to the working hackers - large collection of GNU/programming humor.
Life of Programmer
Humorous observations and stories of dealing with computers and their users.
Programming is a Weird and Wacky World
Collection of jokes, satirical articles, and parodies on popular song lyrics.
Programming Languages are Like Women
Mildly sexist metaphorical languages lineup.
Quotes about Programmers
Quotations about programmers, software and programming languages.
Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal
Classic Datamation article by Ed Post.
Reflections on Trusting Trust
An ACM classic: UNIX coinventor Ken Thompson reports on how he hacked his own C compiler.
Softpanorama Humor Archive
Open-source related humor, dissing (among others) Linus Torvalds, RMS, ESR, vi, and Perl.
Softwarequotes.com
Quotations from various programmers about programming. Includes a quotes search, newsletter, and index of quotes by person quoted.
The Algorithm of an Average Taxpayer's Life
A structured biography in 483 pseudo-coded subroutines, as logical outcome of random events and processes during lifetime.
The Evolution of a Programmer
Programming style and how it evolves as programmers mature from junior high students to senior managers.
The Retrocomputing Museum
Eric S. Raymond's list of outdated, obscure, or deliberatly unusable programming languages, compilers, and interpreters.
The Tao Of Programming
Koan-style advice to apprentice programmers.
Trills' Humor Archive
Generic joke database sporting a programming humor section.